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05/03/2008: Episode 31: Crippled Retard's Agent Smith Voicemail Special -
Crippled Retard harvested all the top-notch quality voicemails (read: all of them) from Agent Smith over the
last year or so and compiled them into an episode!
02/24/2008: Episode 30: Health Insurance and Brats! - If you ever wanted to see a contradiction in real life, it's us!
02/06/2008: Episode 29: Back via Speakerphone, it's The Lame! - Well, I decided to call Brother Bravado, and then he called me back, and then, I decided to record part of our call. That's pretty much it.
07/28/2007: Episode 28: 80s Rules also Random Dominance - Random dominance over the podcasting universe, we're still #1 in talk radio!
07/28/2007: Episode 27: Hybrid Cars and Southern Drawls - We go apeshit discussion style. Some almost-sane conversation! Wow!
07/28/2007: Episode 26: Old Times Renewed - Captain Krunk and Crippled Retard are back once more! Fun ensues.
06/28/2007: Episode 25: More fun from the land of Canadian 12-year Aged Whiskey! - That is pretty much it! We are back by storm!! Watch out!
06/27/2007: Episode 24: We're back from the dead, love us! - Yeah, we're back from gitmo and rarin full of fun and gitmo and fun and also nonsense!
01/26/2007: Episode 23: Tunak Tunak Fools! - Here is our abominable outtake session! Weeeeeeeee!
01/25/2007: Episode 22: Going to D.C.! Also Ma and Grandma Bell - Episodes are few and far between, but you get more quality content and value for less! Great deals, bargains aplenty! Hopefully we won't end up in GITMO!
01/06/2007: Episode 21: Back from Vacation! - We're back, and sleepy! It's that hibernation time of year!
12/06/2006: Episode 20: It's our 20th episode! - Thanks iTunes QA! Hope there were no words for you to *** out today! Also - We's gots content!
11/29/2006: Episode 19: Best Buy Sucks, and Some Other Stuff - Best Buy still sucks.
11/23/2006: Episode 18: The Return of Krunk, Fuck Airports Mike Jones - Krunk returns after being dead for days. Amazing zombie man! BRAAAAINS!
11/22/2006: Episode 17: Dicknose, Cock Dick Momma's Asshole and a Shitty Car - Gobble Gobble!
11/21/2006: Episode 16: Wireless Rants, Movie Reviews, Teabags - A format to die for, an episode meant to be solidified in time. Two men, one show. Sex for everyone!
11/12/2006: Episode 15: Lamest Episode Ever - Seriously Folks - delete this. Or after the first 7 minutes or so delete it...
11/05/2006: Episode 14: Crippled Phone Calls, Communist America, and Jamming that Fucker in There - The mysterious stranger casts his manly pod in absence of Captain Krunk!
10/27/2006: Episode 13: Military Goth Punks, A Complex Analysis on the Inner Workings of Inebriation and Freestyle Lyrical Prowess, Also Text Messaging!
10/21/2006: Episode 12: Pre-style in the Cheese Zone - We've got a pre-freestyle podcast coming live from the CheeseDome!
10/20/2006: Episode 11: Live from the Cheese - End of story, cheese it up!
10/16/2006: Episode 10: Laugh Tracks and New Beginnings - Well, as the intro says, without further ado - we are back from the long chainsaw goat deadness of doomness. Yes, hiatus chimes in Captain Krunk! Enjoy the new beginnings!!!!!!!
04/18/2006: Episode 9: Wireless Guitars, HDTV, XM, Noises - Don't use Garage Band for making podcasts, it takes 7 hours longer than just straight MP3...
04/07/2006: Episode 8: KRUNKALASTIC!! - It's just fantastic! A 3-pronged train wreck! Featuring voice-acting by Krunkalastic as himself!
04/03/2006: Episode 7: DRUNKALASTIC!! - DOOM! That's about all I can say, rofflecakes!
03/31/2006: Episode 6: It's the weekend already? - It must be the weekend already - our brains checked out long ago!
03/30/2006: Episode 5: No Sleep, Random Whammy Bars, Microsoft and iPods for Dummies - That pretty much sums it up! This episode's in the new 48kbps encoding to save those on 56k and also save server space - I will probably be downconverting previous episodes to match soon...but first - sleep!! Enjoy!
03/29/2006: Episode 4: Charter, Doom, and Canadian Trash - This time we are really looking for material but fail miserably. Canadian trash - that's right - garbage - shows up as our main topic - thankfully that's our theme!! (Although probably more correctly, homegrown AMERICAN trash...)
03/28/2006: Episode 3: Text-to-Speech, Wireless Routers, MySpace - More Agent Smith! More Crippled Retard! Actually, we just use a lot of text-to-speech voices, (including one from a fan!) complain about MySpace, complain about routers and the Internet in general, and also do some shouts out!
03/27/2006: Episode 2: 22" Dubs, Tornados, Mouth Bling and Synthesized Goats - Yeah, two episodes in one day, go us!
03/27/2006: Episode 1: The Horrible Beginning - Without any ado whatsoever, here's our first episode! Yikes!
02/24/2008: Episode 30: Health Insurance and Brats! - If you ever wanted to see a contradiction in real life, it's us!
02/06/2008: Episode 29: Back via Speakerphone, it's The Lame! - Well, I decided to call Brother Bravado, and then he called me back, and then, I decided to record part of our call. That's pretty much it.
07/28/2007: Episode 28: 80s Rules also Random Dominance - Random dominance over the podcasting universe, we're still #1 in talk radio!
07/28/2007: Episode 27: Hybrid Cars and Southern Drawls - We go apeshit discussion style. Some almost-sane conversation! Wow!
07/28/2007: Episode 26: Old Times Renewed - Captain Krunk and Crippled Retard are back once more! Fun ensues.
06/28/2007: Episode 25: More fun from the land of Canadian 12-year Aged Whiskey! - That is pretty much it! We are back by storm!! Watch out!
06/27/2007: Episode 24: We're back from the dead, love us! - Yeah, we're back from gitmo and rarin full of fun and gitmo and fun and also nonsense!
01/26/2007: Episode 23: Tunak Tunak Fools! - Here is our abominable outtake session! Weeeeeeeee!
01/25/2007: Episode 22: Going to D.C.! Also Ma and Grandma Bell - Episodes are few and far between, but you get more quality content and value for less! Great deals, bargains aplenty! Hopefully we won't end up in GITMO!
01/06/2007: Episode 21: Back from Vacation! - We're back, and sleepy! It's that hibernation time of year!
12/06/2006: Episode 20: It's our 20th episode! - Thanks iTunes QA! Hope there were no words for you to *** out today! Also - We's gots content!
11/29/2006: Episode 19: Best Buy Sucks, and Some Other Stuff - Best Buy still sucks.
11/23/2006: Episode 18: The Return of Krunk, Fuck Airports Mike Jones - Krunk returns after being dead for days. Amazing zombie man! BRAAAAINS!
11/22/2006: Episode 17: Dicknose, Cock Dick Momma's Asshole and a Shitty Car - Gobble Gobble!
11/21/2006: Episode 16: Wireless Rants, Movie Reviews, Teabags - A format to die for, an episode meant to be solidified in time. Two men, one show. Sex for everyone!
11/12/2006: Episode 15: Lamest Episode Ever - Seriously Folks - delete this. Or after the first 7 minutes or so delete it...
11/05/2006: Episode 14: Crippled Phone Calls, Communist America, and Jamming that Fucker in There - The mysterious stranger casts his manly pod in absence of Captain Krunk!
10/27/2006: Episode 13: Military Goth Punks, A Complex Analysis on the Inner Workings of Inebriation and Freestyle Lyrical Prowess, Also Text Messaging!
10/21/2006: Episode 12: Pre-style in the Cheese Zone - We've got a pre-freestyle podcast coming live from the CheeseDome!
10/20/2006: Episode 11: Live from the Cheese - End of story, cheese it up!
10/16/2006: Episode 10: Laugh Tracks and New Beginnings - Well, as the intro says, without further ado - we are back from the long chainsaw goat deadness of doomness. Yes, hiatus chimes in Captain Krunk! Enjoy the new beginnings!!!!!!!
04/18/2006: Episode 9: Wireless Guitars, HDTV, XM, Noises - Don't use Garage Band for making podcasts, it takes 7 hours longer than just straight MP3...
04/07/2006: Episode 8: KRUNKALASTIC!! - It's just fantastic! A 3-pronged train wreck! Featuring voice-acting by Krunkalastic as himself!
04/03/2006: Episode 7: DRUNKALASTIC!! - DOOM! That's about all I can say, rofflecakes!
03/31/2006: Episode 6: It's the weekend already? - It must be the weekend already - our brains checked out long ago!
03/30/2006: Episode 5: No Sleep, Random Whammy Bars, Microsoft and iPods for Dummies - That pretty much sums it up! This episode's in the new 48kbps encoding to save those on 56k and also save server space - I will probably be downconverting previous episodes to match soon...but first - sleep!! Enjoy!
03/29/2006: Episode 4: Charter, Doom, and Canadian Trash - This time we are really looking for material but fail miserably. Canadian trash - that's right - garbage - shows up as our main topic - thankfully that's our theme!! (Although probably more correctly, homegrown AMERICAN trash...)
03/28/2006: Episode 3: Text-to-Speech, Wireless Routers, MySpace - More Agent Smith! More Crippled Retard! Actually, we just use a lot of text-to-speech voices, (including one from a fan!) complain about MySpace, complain about routers and the Internet in general, and also do some shouts out!
03/27/2006: Episode 2: 22" Dubs, Tornados, Mouth Bling and Synthesized Goats - Yeah, two episodes in one day, go us!
03/27/2006: Episode 1: The Horrible Beginning - Without any ado whatsoever, here's our first episode! Yikes!
03/27/2006: This page is where you will find the latest episodes of The Agent Smith
and The Crippled Retard show. We're planning on making this show five days a week,
but no idea how that is going to work out.
Stay tuned to find out what's going on and when!
- Agent Smith
Stay tuned to find out what's going on and when!
- Agent Smith
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