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		<title>15 Minutes of Lame</title>
		<itunes:author>Agent Smith &amp; Brother Bravado</itunes:author>
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		<description>15 Minutes of nothing at all, the biggest waste of time you&apos;ll ever experience. Where will the conversation go? Who knows? Who cares?

We cover a wide variety of tech topics, news topics, political topics, as well as lots of ranting and just plain nonsense! Insanely enough we do all this unscripted!

Straight from our mouthes and bottled at the source! If you want to listen to the musings of maniacs, click play!</description>
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		<itunes:summary>15 Minutes of nothing at all, the biggest waste of time you&apos;ll ever experience. Where will the conversation go? Who knows? Who cares?

We cover a wide variety of tech topics, news topics, political topics, as well as lots of ranting and just plain nonsense! Insanely enough we do all this unscripted!

Straight from our mouthes and bottled at the source! If you want to listen to the musings of maniacs, click play!</itunes:summary>
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		<copyright>2006</copyright>
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			<itunes:name>Agent Smith &amp; Brother Bravado</itunes:name>
			<itunes:email>agentsmith@skuzz.com</itunes:email>
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			<title>15 Minutes of Lame</title>
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		<category>News &amp; Politics</category>
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		<itunes:keywords>comedy, random, humor, laugh, rivers, bays, tributaries, skuzz, agent smith, crippled retard, 15 minutes, 15 minutes of lame, doom</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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			<title>Episode 31 - Crippled Retard&apos;s Agent Smith Voicemail Special</title>
			<itunes:author>Agent Smith &amp; Brother Bravado</itunes:author>
			<description>Crippled Retard harvested all the top-notch quality voicemails (read: all of them) from Agent Smith over the last year or so and compiled them into an episode!</description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Crippled Retard harvested all the top-notch quality voicemails (read: all of them) from Agent Smith over the last year or so and compiled them into an episode!</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary />
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			<pubDate>Sat, 03 May 2008 12:01:09 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>News &amp; Politics</category>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:07:28</itunes:duration>
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			<title>Episode 30 - Health Insurance and Brats!</title>
			<itunes:author>Agent Smith &amp; Brother Bravado</itunes:author>
			<description>If you ever wanted to see a contradiction in real life, it&apos;s us!</description>
			<itunes:subtitle>If you ever wanted to see a contradiction in real life, it&apos;s us!</itunes:subtitle>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 24 Feb 2008 00:02:04 -0800</pubDate>
			<category>News &amp; Politics</category>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:22:58</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>comedy, random, humor, laugh, rivers, bays, tributaries, skuzz, agent smith, crippled retard, 15 minutes, 15 minutes of lame, doom</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>Episode 29 - Back via Speakerphone, it&apos;s The Lame!</title>
			<itunes:author>Agent Smith &amp; Brother Bravado</itunes:author>
			<description>Well, I decided to call Brother Bravado, and then he called me back, and then, I decided to record part of our call. That&apos;s pretty much it.</description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Well, I decided to call Brother Bravado, and then he called me back, and then, I decided to record part of our call. That&apos;s pretty much it.</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary />
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			<pubDate>Wed, 06 Feb 2008 20:29:09 -0800</pubDate>
			<category>News &amp; Politics</category>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:17:51</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>comedy, random, humor, laugh, rivers, bays, tributaries, skuzz, agent smith, crippled retard, 15 minutes, 15 minutes of lame, doom</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>Episode 28 - 80s Rules also Random Dominance</title>
			<itunes:author>Agent Smith &amp; Brother Bravado</itunes:author>
			<description>Random dominance over the podcasting universe, we&apos;re still #1 in talk radio!</description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Random dominance over the podcasting universe, we&apos;re still #1 in talk radio!</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary />
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			<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2007 21:56:58 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>News &amp; Politics</category>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:16:13</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>comedy, random, humor, laugh, rivers, bays, tributaries, skuzz, agent smith, crippled retard, 15 minutes, 15 minutes of lame, doom</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>Episode 27 - Hybrid Cars and Southern Drawls</title>
			<itunes:author>Agent Smith &amp; Brother Bravado</itunes:author>
			<description>We go apeshit discussion style. Some almost-sane conversation! Wow!</description>
			<itunes:subtitle>We go apeshit discussion style. Some almost-sane conversation! Wow!</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary />
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			<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2007 21:56:19 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>News &amp; Politics</category>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:15:42</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>comedy, random, humor, laugh, rivers, bays, tributaries, skuzz, agent smith, crippled retard, 15 minutes, 15 minutes of lame, doom</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>Episode 26 - Old Times Renewed</title>
			<itunes:author>Agent Smith &amp; Brother Bravado</itunes:author>
			<description>Captain Krunk and Crippled Retard are back once more! Fun ensues.</description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Captain Krunk and Crippled Retard are back once more! Fun ensues.</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary />
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			<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2007 21:55:28 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>News &amp; Politics</category>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:15:16</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>comedy, random, humor, laugh, rivers, bays, tributaries, skuzz, agent smith, crippled retard, 15 minutes, 15 minutes of lame, doom</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>Episode 25 - More fun from the land of Canadian 12-year Aged Whiskey!</title>
			<itunes:author>Agent Smith &amp; Brother Bravado</itunes:author>
			<description>That is pretty much it! We are back by storm!! Watch out!</description>
			<itunes:subtitle>That is pretty much it! We are back by storm!! Watch out!</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary />
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			<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jun 2007 23:05:31 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>News &amp; Politics</category>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:21:45</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>comedy, random, humor, laugh, rivers, bays, tributaries, skuzz, agent smith, crippled retard, 15 minutes, 15 minutes of lame, doom</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>Episode 24 - We&apos;re back from the dead, love us!</title>
			<itunes:author>Agent Smith &amp; Brother Bravado</itunes:author>
			<description>Yeah, we&apos;re back from gitmo and rarin full of fun and gitmo and fun and also nonsense!</description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Yeah, we&apos;re back from gitmo and rarin full of fun and gitmo and fun and also nonsense!</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary />
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			<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jun 2007 21:18:29 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>News &amp; Politics</category>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:18:07</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>comedy, random, humor, laugh, rivers, bays, tributaries, skuzz, agent smith, crippled retard, 15 minutes, 15 minutes of lame, doom</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>Episode 23 - Tunak Tunak Fools!</title>
			<itunes:author>Agent Smith &amp; Brother Bravado</itunes:author>
			<description>Here is our abominable outtake session! Weeeeeeeee!</description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Here is our abominable outtake session! Weeeeeeeee!</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary />
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			<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jan 2007 23:33:15 -0800</pubDate>
			<category>News &amp; Politics</category>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:14:39</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>comedy, random, humor, laugh, rivers, bays, tributaries, skuzz, agent smith, crippled retard, 15 minutes, 15 minutes of lame, doom</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>Episode 22 - Going to D.C.! Also Ma and Grandma Bell</title>
			<itunes:author>Agent Smith &amp; Brother Bravado</itunes:author>
			<description>Episodes are few and far between, but you get more quality content and value for less! Great deals, bargains aplenty! Hopefully we won&apos;t end up in GITMO!</description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Episodes are few and far between, but you get more quality content and value for less! Great deals, bargains aplenty! Hopefully we won&apos;t end up in GITMO!</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary />
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			<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jan 2007 20:47:34 -0800</pubDate>
			<category>News &amp; Politics</category>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:16:40</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>comedy, random, humor, laugh, rivers, bays, tributaries, skuzz, agent smith, crippled retard, 15 minutes, 15 minutes of lame, doom</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>Episode 21 - Back from Vacation!</title>
			<itunes:author>Agent Smith &amp; Brother Bravado</itunes:author>
			<description>We&apos;re back, and sleepy! It&apos;s that hibernation time of year!</description>
			<itunes:subtitle>We&apos;re back, and sleepy! It&apos;s that hibernation time of year!</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary />
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			<pubDate>Sat, 06 Jan 2007 20:09:08 -0800</pubDate>
			<category>News &amp; Politics</category>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:24:59</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>comedy, random, humor, laugh, rivers, bays, tributaries, skuzz, agent smith, crippled retard, 15 minutes, 15 minutes of lame, doom</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>Episode 20 - It&apos;s our 20th episode!</title>
			<itunes:author>Agent Smith &amp; Brother Bravado</itunes:author>
			<description>Thanks iTunes QA! Hope there were no words for you to *** out today! Also - We&apos;s gots content!</description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Thanks iTunes QA! Hope there were no words for you to *** out today! Also - We&apos;s gots content!</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary />
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			<pubDate>Tue, 05 Dec 2006 21:17:50 -0800</pubDate>
			<category>News &amp; Politics</category>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:17:00</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>comedy, random, humor, laugh, rivers, bays, tributaries, skuzz, agent smith, crippled retard, 15 minutes, 15 minutes of lame, doom</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>Episode 19 - Best Buy Sucks, and Some Other Stuff</title>
			<itunes:author>Agent Smith &amp; Brother Bravado</itunes:author>
			<description>Best Buy still sucks.</description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Best Buy still sucks.</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary />
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			<pubDate>Tue, 28 Nov 2006 21:15:00 -0800</pubDate>
			<category>News &amp; Politics</category>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:23:07</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>comedy, random, humor, laugh, rivers, bays, tributaries, skuzz, agent smith, crippled retard, 15 minutes, 15 minutes of lame, doom</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>Episode 18 - The Return of Krunk, Fuck Airports Mike Jones</title>
			<itunes:author>Agent Smith, Brother Bravado and Captain Krunk</itunes:author>
			<description>Krunk returns after being dead for days. Amazing zombie man! BRAAAAINS!</description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Krunk returns after being dead for days. Amazing zombie man! BRAAAAINS!</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary />
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			<pubDate>Thu, 23 Nov 2006 23:25:20 -0800</pubDate>
			<category>News &amp; Politics</category>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:17:11</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>comedy, random, humor, laugh, rivers, bays, tributaries, skuzz, agent smith, crippled retard, 15 minutes, 15 minutes of lame, doom</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>Episode 17 - Dicknose, Cock Dick Momma&apos;s Asshole and a Shitty Car</title>
			<itunes:author>Agent Smith &amp; Brother Bravado</itunes:author>
			<description>Gobble Gobble!</description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Gobble Gobble!</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary />
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			<pubDate>Thu, 23 Nov 2006 00:20:55 -0800</pubDate>
			<category>News &amp; Politics</category>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:17:09</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>comedy, random, humor, laugh, rivers, bays, tributaries, skuzz, agent smith, crippled retard, 15 minutes, 15 minutes of lame, doom</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>Episode 16 - Wireless Rants, Movie Reviews, Teabags</title>
			<itunes:author>Agent Smith &amp; Brother Bravado</itunes:author>
			<description>A format to die for, an episode meant to be solidified in time. Two men, one show. Sex for everyone!</description>
			<itunes:subtitle>A format to die for, an episode meant to be solidified in time. Two men, one show. Sex for everyone!</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary />
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			<pubDate>Tue, 21 Nov 2006 21:11:12 -0800</pubDate>
			<category>News &amp; Politics</category>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:18:02</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>comedy, random, humor, laugh, rivers, bays, tributaries, skuzz, agent smith, crippled retard, 15 minutes, 15 minutes of lame, doom</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>Episode 15 - Lamest Episode Ever</title>
			<itunes:author>Agent Smith &amp; Brother Bravado</itunes:author>
			<description>Seriously Folks - delete this. Or after the first 7 minutes or so delete it...</description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Seriously Folks - delete this. Or after the first 7 minutes or so delete it...</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary />
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			<pubDate>Sun, 12 Nov 2006 21:35:38 -0800</pubDate>
			<category>News &amp; Politics</category>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:19:10</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>comedy, random, humor, laugh, rivers, bays, tributaries, skuzz, agent smith, crippled retard, 15 minutes, 15 minutes of lame, doom</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>Episode 14 - Crippled Phone Calls, Communist America, and Jamming that Fucker in There</title>
			<itunes:author>Agent Smith &amp; The Mysterious Stranger</itunes:author>
			<description>The mysterious stranger casts his manly pod in absence of Captain Krunk!</description>
			<itunes:subtitle>The mysterious stranger casts his manly pod in absence of Captain Krunk!</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary />
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			<pubDate>Sun, 05 Nov 2006 20:21:57 -0800</pubDate>
			<category>News &amp; Politics</category>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:16:24</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>comedy, random, humor, laugh, rivers, bays, tributaries, skuzz, agent smith, crippled retard, 15 minutes, 15 minutes of lame, doom</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>Episode 13 - Military Goth Punks, A Complex Analysis on the Inner Workings of Inebriation and Freestyle Lyrical Prowess, Also Text Messaging!</title>
			<itunes:author>Agent Smith &amp; Captain Krunk</itunes:author>
			<description>The title so you can read it clearly: Military Goth Punks, A Complex Analysis on the Inner Workings of Inebriation and Freestyle Lyrical Prowess, Also Text Messaging!</description>
			<itunes:subtitle>The title so you can read it clearly: Military Goth Punks, A Complex Analysis on the Inner Workings of Inebriation and Freestyle Lyrical Prowess, Also Text Messaging!</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary />
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			<pubDate>Fri, 27 Oct 2006 12:41:59 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>News &amp; Politics</category>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:17:31</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>comedy, random, humor, laugh, rivers, bays, tributaries, skuzz, agent smith, crippled retard, 15 minutes, 15 minutes of lame, doom</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>Episode 12 - Pre-style in the Cheese Zone</title>
			<itunes:author>Agent Smith, Crippled Retard, and Captain Krunk</itunes:author>
			<description>We&apos;ve got a pre-freestyle podcast coming live from the CheeseDome!</description>
			<itunes:subtitle>We&apos;ve got a pre-freestyle podcast coming live from the CheeseDome!</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary />
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			<pubDate>Sat, 21 Oct 2006 23:34:33 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>News &amp; Politics</category>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:16:20</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>comedy, random, humor, laugh, rivers, bays, tributaries, skuzz, agent smith, crippled retard, 15 minutes, 15 minutes of lame, doom</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>Episode 11 - Live from the Cheese</title>
			<itunes:author>Agent Smith, Crippled Retard, Captain Krunk</itunes:author>
			<description>End of story, cheese it up!</description>
			<itunes:subtitle>End of story, cheese it up!</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary />
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			<pubDate>Fri, 20 Oct 2006 21:32:28 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>News &amp; Politics</category>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:15:28</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>comedy, random, humor, laugh, rivers, bays, tributaries, skuzz, agent smith, crippled retard, 15 minutes, 15 minutes of lame, doom, captain krunk</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>Episode 10 - Laugh Tracks and New Beginnings</title>
			<itunes:author>Agent Smith &amp; Captain Krunk</itunes:author>
			<description>Well, as the intro says, without further ado - we are back from the long chainsaw goat deadness of doomness. Yes, hiatus chimes in Captain Krunk! Enjoy the new beginnings!!!!!!!</description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Well, as the intro says, without further ado - we are back from the long chainsaw goat deadness of doomness. Yes, hiatus chimes in Captain Krunk! Enjoy the new beginnings!!!!!!!</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary />
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			<pubDate>Mon, 16 Oct 2006 17:31:20 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>News &amp; Politics</category>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:16:04</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>comedy, random, humor, laugh, rivers, bays, tributaries, skuzz, agent smith, crippled retard, 15 minutes, 15 minutes of lame, doom</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>Episode 9 - Wireless Guitars, HDTV, XM, Noises</title>
			<itunes:author>Agent Smith &amp; The Crippled Retard</itunes:author>
			<description>Don&apos;t use Garage Band for making podcasts, it takes 7 hours longer than just straight MP3...</description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Don&apos;t use Garage Band for making podcasts, it takes 7 hours longer than just straight MP3...</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>Don&apos;t use Garage Band for making podcasts, it takes 7 hours longer than just straight MP3...</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 17 Apr 2006 23:36:38 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>News &amp; Politics</category>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:16:04</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>comedy, random, humor, laugh, rivers, bays, tributaries, skuzz, agent smith, crippled retard, 15 minutes, 15 minutes of lame, doom</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>Episode 8 - KRUNKALASTIC!!</title>
			<itunes:author>Agent Smith &amp; The Crippled Retard</itunes:author>
			<description>It&apos;s just fantastic! A 3-pronged train wreck! Featuring voice-acting by Krunkalastic as himself!</description>
			<itunes:subtitle>It&apos;s just fantastic! A 3-pronged train wreck! Featuring voice-acting by Krunkalastic as himself!</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>It&apos;s just fantastic! A 3-pronged train wreck! Featuring voice-acting by Krunkalastic as himself!</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 07 Apr 2006 02:01:19 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>News &amp; Politics</category>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:15:25</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>comedy, random, humor, laugh, rivers, bays, tributaries, skuzz, agent smith, crippled retard, 15 minutes, 15 minutes of lame, doom</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>Episode 7 - DRUNKALASTIC!!</title>
			<itunes:author>Agent Smith &amp; The Crippled Retard</itunes:author>
			<description>DOOM! That&apos;s about all I can say, rofflecakes!</description>
			<itunes:subtitle>DOOM! That&apos;s about all I can say, rofflecakes!</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>DOOM! That&apos;s about all I can say, rofflecakes!</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 03 Apr 2006 19:32:31 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>News &amp; Politics</category>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:15:11</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>comedy, random, humor, laugh, rivers, bays, tributaries, skuzz, agent smith, crippled retard, 15 minutes, 15 minutes of lame, doom</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>Episode 6 - It&apos;s the weekend already?</title>
			<itunes:author>Agent Smith &amp; The Crippled Retard</itunes:author>
			<description>It must be the weekend already - our brains checked out long ago!</description>
			<itunes:subtitle>It must be the weekend already - our brains checked out long ago!</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>It must be the weekend already - our brains checked out long ago!</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 31 Mar 2006 00:47:05 -0800</pubDate>
			<category>News &amp; Politics</category>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:15:14</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>comedy, random, humor, laugh, rivers, bays, tributaries, skuzz, agent smith, crippled retard, 15 minutes, 15 minutes of lame, doom</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>Episode 5 - No Sleep, Random Whammy Bars, Microsoft and iPods for Dummies</title>
			<itunes:author>Agent Smith &amp; The Crippled Retard</itunes:author>
			<description>That pretty much sums it up! This episode&apos;s in the new 48kbps encoding to save those on 56k and also save server space - I will probably be downconverting previous episodes to match soon...but first - sleep!! Enjoy!</description>
			<itunes:subtitle>That pretty much sums it up! This episode&apos;s in the new 48kbps encoding to save those on 56k and also save server space - I will probably be downconverting previous episodes to match soon...but first - sleep!! Enjoy!</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>That pretty much sums it up! This episode&apos;s in the new 48kbps encoding to save those on 56k and also save server space - I will probably be downconverting previous episodes to match soon...but first - sleep!! Enjoy!</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 30 Mar 2006 01:41:59 -0800</pubDate>
			<category>News &amp; Politics</category>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:15:15</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>comedy, random, humor, laugh, rivers, bays, tributaries, skuzz, agent smith, crippled retard, 15 minutes, 15 minutes of lame, doom</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>Episode 4 - Charter, Doom, and Canadian Trash</title>
			<itunes:author>Agent Smith &amp; The Crippled Retard</itunes:author>
			<description>This time we really are looking for material but fail miserably. Canadian trash - that&apos;s right - garbage - shows up as our main topic - thankfully that&apos;s our theme!! (Although probably more correctly, homegrown AMERICAN trash...)</description>
			<itunes:subtitle>This time we really are looking for material but fail miserably. Canadian trash - that&apos;s right - garbage - shows up as our main topic - thankfully that&apos;s our theme!! (Although probably more correctly, homegrown AMERICAN trash...)</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>This time we really are looking for material but fail miserably. Canadian trash - that&apos;s right - garbage - shows up as our main topic - thankfully that&apos;s our theme!! (Although probably more correctly, homegrown AMERICAN trash...)</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 29 Mar 2006 00:45:32 -0800</pubDate>
			<category>News &amp; Politics</category>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:15:48</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>comedy, random, humor, laugh, rivers, bays, tributaries, skuzz, agent smith, crippled retard, 15 minutes, 15 minutes of lame, doom</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>Episode 3 - Text-to-Speech, Wireless Routers, MySpace</title>
			<itunes:author>Agent Smith &amp; The Crippled Retard</itunes:author>
			<description>More Agent Smith! More Crippled Retard! Actually, we just use a lot of text-to-speech voices, (including one from a fan!) complain about MySpace, complain about routers and the Internet in general, and also do some shouts out!</description>
			<itunes:subtitle>More Agent Smith! More Crippled Retard! Actually, we just use a lot of text-to-speech voices, (including one from a fan!) complain about MySpace, complain about routers and the Internet in general, and also do some shouts out!</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>More Agent Smith! More Crippled Retard! Actually, we just use a lot of text-to-speech voices, (including one from a fan!) complain about MySpace, complain about routers and the Internet in general, and also do some shouts out!</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 28 Mar 2006 01:12:05 -0800</pubDate>
			<category>News &amp; Politics</category>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:15:13</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>comedy, random, humor, laugh, rivers, bays, tributaries, skuzz, agent smith, 15 minutes</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>Episode 2 - 22&quot; Dubs, Tornoados, Mouth Bling and Synthesized Goats</title>
			<itunes:author>Agent Smith &amp; The Crippled Retard</itunes:author>
			<description>Yeah, two episodes in one day, go us!</description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Yeah, two episodes in one day, go us!</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>Yeah, two episodes in one day, go us!</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 27 Mar 2006 19:05:18 -0800</pubDate>
			<category>News &amp; Politics</category>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:15:07</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>comedy, random, humor, laugh, rivers, bays, tributaries, skuzz, agent smith, 15 minutes</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>Episode 1 - The Horrible Beginning</title>
			<itunes:author>Agent Smith &amp; The Crippled Retard</itunes:author>
			<description>Without any ado whatsoever, here&apos;s our first episode! Yikes!</description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Without any ado whatsoever, here&apos;s our first episode! Yikes!</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>Without any ado whatsoever, here&apos;s our first episode! Yikes!</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 27 Mar 2006 19:01:25 -0800</pubDate>
			<category>News &amp; Politics</category>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:15:12</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>comedy, random, humor, laugh, rivers, bays, tributaries, skuzz, agent smith, 15 minutes</itunes:keywords>
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